Thursday, June 11, 2009

What Movie Should I Watch Today?

I have a collection of movies that would be valued in the millions and millions of dollars. They are priceless, and span the entire spectrum of every type of movie ever made. They are are kept under lock and key in a secret place where neither thief nor nature can enter in and destroy them.
I have a collection of movies from the past, the present , and even a collection of movies that have not yet been released for the public to view. I have both fiction and non fiction, westerns, classics, romance, steamy porn, horror flicks, travel features, documentaries, biographies, cartoons, teen, adult only, and children's tales. You name it, and I have it.I have films of relationships gone bad, movies of Superman type heroes, and Mickey Mouse. I am not at loss when I want to watch a movie, for I have them all.

The beauty of my movies is that I can put them on the projector and view them at any time of the day or night. I can watch them as I drive, sleep, eat, watch television, write this blog, and even while I am watching another movie at the theatre or on my DVD player. Another ground breaking technology that I have is that I can rewrite them, crop the picture, enlarge the picture, downsize the picture, put different costumes on the characters of the movie, change their roles, or enlarge their lines. I can put them in old movies, or I can cast them in future projects that are still just brain children of the writer. Oh, and one other thing, I write the movies, produce them, direct them, and yes, I am the star in everyone of them. For you see, they are the stories of my life, spanning times when I was not even yet alive, and times in the future when I will probably nor even be here on this plane.

I can read the history of ancient Rome or Greece, and I can put make myself a Caesar, a king, a knight, a peasant, a wealthy land baron. I can read the history of the United States and produce a script that places me in the mind of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln. I can read about slavery and become either a plantation owner, or a slave. I can watch someone walking down the street and create a whole future movie about their life and the role that I will play in it.If i don't like a scene from the past, I can simply edit it, cut it out, or gloss over it, or I can relive both horror, joy, sorrow, or indifference. I am the writer, the producer, the director, and the star of my own movies. I can make them whatever I want them them to be. It's up to me.

Hm, what movies will I watch today?

5 comments:

Go Figure said...

Hmmm, I missed the last post...probably a good thing. HA!

Cedar Street Kid said...

Sorry about that, GF. I am sure that you are still your old dashing self.

MarmiteToasty said...

Wow, what a great post.... and there was me thinking you must be the owner of Blockbuster :) - I do love watching films curled up on me huge snuggly settee, especially in the winter then its blowing a gale outside and the logfire is ablaze....

My life would make a boring film....

x

Go Figure said...

Cedar: Yep! HA!

inlandempiregirl said...

I enjoyed this post... and Marmite I really doubt your life would make a boring movie!