There are so many new things in the world that didn't exist when I was growing up,and I was ignorant of their meaning, so as a seeker of truth I set out to discover their real origins. Here are the results of my years of research and seeking.
Crack Addict-----Those low hanging jeans(you know the kind) that I saw on the street punks when I was living in Seattle
Pierce Bronson---The only part of her anatomy that wasn't
I Tune-----------Song written by me about me
Fax-------------What Sgt.Joe Friday was looking for on Dragnet
Blog-------------The offspring of a Black Bear and a Hog
Yogurt----------What Sylvester Stallone says when calling his friend Gertrude
Gigabyte--------Marks left by a prehistoric animal scientists call "The Gigasorrius"
Britney Spears--An ancient weapon used by the British
Paris Hilton-----A hotel in France
Euthanasia------Young people living in Asia
WMD'S---------Abbreviation for female physicians
Now you,too, can read the newspaper and know what is going on.
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What a crack up! Loved the plays on words. . .and I needed a good laugh. Britany Spears. . .
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