Things That I Am Thankful For

1. I am thankful that I am not married to the California woman who cut off her husband's penis and put it in the garbage disposal.


2. I am thankful that I was born and raised in Wallace and not Mullan or Kellogg.

3. I am thankful that Casey Anthony was not my mother.

4. I am thankful that I am not the woman who is trying to convince her bank that she is not dead. Wrenella Pierre spent months trying to convince her bank she was not dead. Now, eight months later, bank executives say they're looking into it. MSN

5.I am thankful although I  do love college football, that I am not so fanatic that I want my team spelled out at y funeral with my coffin serving as one of the letters.
Family members of an Ohio State fan recently decided to, as OSU fans are wont to do, bust out an impromptu “O-H-I-O”.  At a funeral.  With the dude in the casket serving as one of the letters.-MSN