I am amazed when I read or
hear interviews by athletes, politicians, and Joe Blow being interviewed
because he knew someone in the news when they were both in kindergarten. Why am
I amazed? I am amazed because proper sentence structure seems to be a thing of
the past. Does no one use correct grammar anymore? Here is a follow up
question. Is proper grammar taught in America's classrooms anymore?
I want to throw a shoe at
the television when I watch an athlete, allegedly college educated, saying
“Me and my teammates-------" I even hear well educated national
politicians beginning a sentence with the word "well". When I was
going to school, one could be banished to English purgatory for beginning a
sentence with the word "well"
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My next peeve has to do
with choices of color combinations of clothing. When did mixing orange and pink
become kosher? I even saw a hideous combination of red and purple. The world is
definitely coming to an end.
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My third pet peeve this
fine Sunday morning is about people who wear their pajamas and clown pants to
the grocery store. Is pride a thing of the past, too? Is personal hygiene and
proper public appearance too much to hope for?
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The fourth pet peeve of the
day, and my last one, at least for now, are people who bring their dogs into
stores. Please, I do not want your cute little slobbering mutt in the fruit and
vegetable sections of the grocery store. My wife and I were in a store several
weeks ago, I will not name it by name, but it rhymes with mall tart, and a
woman had two small dogs walking long beside her shopping cart. They were not
"companion" dogs. Are there no laws anymore prohibiting this
outlandish behavior?
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I am done peeving today. I
am actually having a very nice weekend except for the pain I have caused
by a separated shoulder. My wife and I spent a very lovely Saturday at
Honeysuckle Beach at Hayden Lake. We will spend today reading the Sunday paper,
watching Mariner baseball, and eating a luscious pot roast. Yes, life is good, even with all of my pet peeves.
I do want to thank
all of the great teachers from School District #393 when I was growing up Wallace. You were the best.
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