We were ready. Yes, the big day was almost here, and though only twelve years old, we knew it all. We were the best, the toughest, the smartest, the-----What Coach, what did you say? We're what? Suspended?
Yep, it was a fateful Wednesday afternoon, and it was the final practice before our opening flag season game at Mullan. Since we were the best and the biggest and the toughest, why couldn't we miss the last practice before the game?
I don't know to this day which one of us first brought up this act of mutiny, but I am assuming one of us did. Perhaps is was just one of those spontaneous things that kids do. I don't remember. All that I don't remember is that the two of us smugly walked straight home from school that day instead of going to practice.
The next afternoon we were where the bus was to take us to the game, and the the coach was running some last minute exercises with us. He divided the team up into first, second, and third strings, and , hey wait a minute, Why were our names not called? There were only two of us left, and we I guess it must have been some sort of coincidence, but it happened to be the same two who skipped practice. This couldn't be. They needed us, We were first string., We were the best, we were---told that we were off of the team.
However, that only lasted for a minute, Coach said that we could board the bus, but we would not be playing that day. So, we boarded, and made the trip to Mullan. During warm-ups, we were divided in to strings again, and yes, there were just the two us left again. Coach told us to go by ourselves and play catch with the football.. Disgraced, humbled, and in a state of disbelief, we went to play catch. He threw the first pass, and that was when it happened. His first pass shot off of my right middle finger, and snapped it like a match stick.
I was almost sick at my stomach. I showed the finger to my teammate, and he said it looked kind of bad.
About that time the game started, and our suspension must have been lifted because he and I were told to take the field, that we were starting. So, our first game was under way. I was fighting back the pain and nausea, and I swear that that kid from Mullan whom I was blocking must have known my finger was hurt because it seemed like he hit it on every play.
Finally, during a time out, I showed the finger to the coach, who took one look at it, and said " You're not hurt, get back out there" I did, and we won. It was the first win that was to start a two year run of being undefeated. Anyway, when i got home, my mom took one look at my finger, and off to the old Wallace Hospital on Cedar we went. Dr. Gnaedinger came back with the x rays results and told us that it was badly broken in two places. It was taped and splinted, and home I went.
The next morning, Coach stopped me in the hallway of the school and asked how my finger was. I showed him the splinted finger, and he said "hm, sorry, I didn't think that it was hurt". Well, the one nice thing about having your middle finger broken and in a cast, you can show someone the finger without getting in trouble.
I guess I learned a lesson that day. Miss a practice, break a finger. I never missed another practice.
As far as my teammate in crime, well, I am not sure what happened to him. I hear he is around here some place. Go figure.
7 comments:
Cedar: I think I am going to have to start referring to you as 'Dredger' because you keep dredging up...things. Ha. As to anything else, hmm, well lets just refer to the 5th Amendment. Ha.
Sorry, but I am reliving my childhood.I guess that we did think that we were quite the thing that year (:)
As far as the name "dredger", well I am from mining country. Maybe i will get a gold strike if I keep dredging. Or not.
I do promise that I won't tell about the time that were shop monitor, and Mr. Haskell picked you to administer the only swats that I ever got in school. Hm, do you suppose that I could sue the school for that? Know any good lawyers? I am sure that I am permanently damaged from that episode, and of course your mental scars from having to administer
such a brutal punishment must haunt you.
Dredge: Hey, hey, hey...revealing secrets from shop class?! Now that is violation of a sacred oath!
are you saying that you enjoyed giving the swats? Hm
Mr. Haskell, now he was a strange duck, although a very nice guy.heck, he went on to a successful career as mayor of
Osburn, Doesn't get any bigger than that.
Cedar: Swats, no. Ha. I new that sooner or later in Haskell's class the paddle with the holes would come around my way...leniency was always the best policy. As it was said, "He that giveth, receiveth equal in return." Ha. Mayor of Osburn...no, now if he had been Mayor of the Centre of the Universe...that would have been something.
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