Law is a funny thing. Here are some local laws from various states and cities.
Kansas-this is a law, Figure this one out-if two trains meet on the same track, neither one shall proceed until the other one has passed. Wow, maybe GF can explain that one.
New York-no one may walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket/-Hm, I guess that they can other days of the week.
Idaho-Boise-no one may fish from a giraffe's back. I bet that happens all of the time.
Nevada-Reno-sex toys are illegal. No comment on that one (:)
West Virgina-Huntington-it is legal to beat your wife as long as it is done on Sunday in public and on the courthouse steps. What can I say? It is West Virginia!
Arkansas-Little Rock-flirting between a man and a woman on the streets of Little Rock can result in a thirty day jail term.
Maryland-Baltimore-it is against the law to take a lion to the movies.-Good idea.
California-Chico-bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
California-it is against the law for any animals to mate within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or a place of worship. I can just see two dogs getting out a tape measure to see if they are within 1,500 feet. And, what is the deal with the tavern? do you think that the patrons really care?You should have seen the Monkey Wharf Bar in Anchorage when I was there in the seventies. On second thought, never mind. That is a story for another day.
Just be careful out there. You might be breaking a law.
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Cedar: Trains...that only makes common sense. That is what the law is suppose to accomplish. It is the job of lawyers to try to make it confusing. Boise, hmm. Now that is a law and order town if I ever heard of one.
GF,I see.Yep, I see.One that I didn't list was from CDA where a policeman must shine a light of honk a horn and then wait three minutes before he approaches a car that he believes a little hanky-panky is going on.
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