Planned Crash and Burn Day

In the first place, I thought that S&P was a grocery store down the street. Seriously, how can an outfit named Standards and Poors, be taken so seriously? I mean, any outfit with the name Poor in it must be a joke.
It is, though, like this day was planned. Do I smell a conspiracy here? Maybe. Who owns and controls the S&P? Probably rich folks, that is who.Who wants the current administration to fail? Rich people. Who gains when stocks fall? Just shout out the answer if you know it. that' right, don't be shy, say it with me R_I_C_H people. Somehow, I get that creepy feeling that this whole day on Wall Street was planned.