Twinkies, Not just for Kids

If there was one cure for whatever ails you, lifting your depression, turning a rainy day into sunshine,making the world's problems vanish, and putting a smile on everyone, would you take the cure? I would, because I happen to have done it many times. Yes, it, you know, the great it, Nope, not that "it", I am talking about the one, the only,box of "Hostess Twinkies" For only about $2.50 per box, if you buy two of them, you can eat your blues away.

Imagine a world where pills were a thing of the past. Good by Ativan, Good by prozac, good by viagra, well, wait a minute on that last one. Anyway, all that you need to heal yourself is one box of Twinkies, and a quart of chocolate milk,( or even better is pint of half and half). Go to the privacy of your room, turn on some oldies music, and indulge. Not many people know this, but Twinkies is the fifth member of the basic food groups. I know, they used to always so four, but there are really five. Here is the updated list. Cheeseburgers, Macaroni Salad, fries, milk shakes, and Twinkies.

So, before you spend another day mired in the throes of misery, depression, anguish, and clean arteries, go now to tour favorite convenience store and plop down the money for a box a Hostess Twinkies, and make sure that they are the real ones, and not on of the imitators. You will be glad that you did.