Sunday, May 2, 2010

No farm this time

No farm this time for me.I guess that I tried to Tuesday afternoon in the Rite- Aid  parking lot, but my wife stopped the sale  when she came back to found me with my oxygen level plummeting to dangerous lows
The hospital was only 1 block away, so the ambulance was there within minutes, and I was whisked away.

Well, I am still here five days later, and I look like hell. The massive steroids are bloating up my face, causing my blood sugar levels to spike, despite the fact that I am not a diabetic, but  I  have to have insulin shots three times a day. My hair is a mess, and my beard needs trimming, but I did not buy the farm this time, although it came really close to the deal. But, I am alive, and hopefully going home tomorrow or Tuesday.

2 comments:

Go Figure said...

Cedar, sheez louise. Great catch by your wife! Sounds like you had the old check book out. In any event it sounds like you made a down payment. Stop payment on the downpayment check immediately. Don't worry about hair or the beard. Scruffy is in! Have you ever read The Shack? Highly recommend it.

Go Figure said...

Cedar: Hoping you haven't made any more down payments on the farm.

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