Deluxe version, or is it really a meatloaf in drag?
Yes, it is time for that Holiday classic. No it's not jingle bells. No, it is not Nintendo. No, it is not a PlayStation, Lincoln Logs, Barbie dolls, Deck the Halls. Nope, none of these. It is the gift meant to last a lifetime, the one and only FRUIT CAKE. Now, I was told that this is not only a fruit cake, but that it is none other than the Deluxe Edition Fruitcake. Wow!
Now, trust me. This is a gift that will last for a lifetime, and maybe a lot longer that that! There is a little known archaeological fact that recent digs from ancient lands produced a fruit cake still wrapped, and boxed, ready to eat , and preserved for over 5,000 years. So, if you want to give a gift that will last a lifetime, give a fruitcake.
Not only that, this is a collector's edition. Johnny Carson said it best when he said that there is really only one fruit cake in the world, and it is passed from person to person, family to family, generation to generation.
So, for that not so special someone on your list, don't delay, send a fruitcake today.
Regular version-No one really knows what is in it.
4 comments:
You can drop kick me a fruit cake any time. I actually really like them..at least my mom's version!!
SVG, when I wrote this I honestly thought that if there was anyone reading this who would like fruit cakes, that it would be you. Not an insult, just figured that you had a secret recipe. LOL
oye you, dont go slagging off fruitcake, us Brits LOVE and make the most amazing fruitcakes.... and this time of year we marzipan and ice them and have them as crimbo cakes...... I know doodles dont do fruitcakes to good, but then you probably aint ever eaten one of mine :)
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OK OK, I apologize to both of you fine ladies. Most fruit cake has nuts, and I am deadly allergic to them .
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