Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Crashing thhrough the Doors-the Modern Jingle Bells

Ah, Black Friday! The day the madness began for this year's shopping spree. Remember the WalMart employee trampled to death in New York as the shoppers rushed through the doors this year. Here is my version of Jingle Bells. Maybe it will become Christmas classic.

Crashing though the doors
In a mob driven fray
running over the clerks we go
Shouting get out of the way

Blue light specials ring
Making our wallets light
Oh what fun it is to crush and kill
A WalMart employee tonight

Oh, crush his skull crush his skull
Crush it all the way
Oh what fun it is to crush and kill
A Wal Mart employee tonight
Oh,

Well, you get the point. What a sad indictment of mankind. What has happened to us when getting a deal on a PlayStation is worth the life of a man or woman. I think of that worker's grieving family this Christmas. May God have mercy on our souls.

6 comments:

Go Figure said...

Cedar, so very perceptive. Have a Great Christmas.

Cedar Street Kid said...

Thanks, GF, and Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Christy Woolum said...

Sad words, but very true. Merry Christmas and stay warm in the Silver Valley Winter Wonderland.

MarmiteToasty said...

Well I dont buy into all the crimbo shopping crap :)... I nipped out once in the week to crimbo shop and only yesterday did I nip out to do a grocery shop... Im so laid back sometimes its scarey lol

Ive seen me maties shop every single weekend for weeks, well sod that for a lark...

and ya know what.... Im done and sussed and here with no hassle no short tempers no anger no heat arguements no frazzled heads...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS DEAR YOU... peace health and happieness for this coming year...

x

Carol Woolum Roberts said...

Enjoy a very Merry Christmas with your family today in our Winter Wonderful!!

Cedar Street Kid said...

Thanks to all-and to all a good night

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