Crashing thhrough the Doors-the Modern Jingle Bells

Ah, Black Friday! The day the madness began for this year's shopping spree. Remember the WalMart employee trampled to death in New York as the shoppers rushed through the doors this year. Here is my version of Jingle Bells. Maybe it will become Christmas classic.

Crashing though the doors
In a mob driven fray
running over the clerks we go
Shouting get out of the way

Blue light specials ring
Making our wallets light
Oh what fun it is to crush and kill
A WalMart employee tonight

Oh, crush his skull crush his skull
Crush it all the way
Oh what fun it is to crush and kill
A Wal Mart employee tonight
Oh,

Well, you get the point. What a sad indictment of mankind. What has happened to us when getting a deal on a PlayStation is worth the life of a man or woman. I think of that worker's grieving family this Christmas. May God have mercy on our souls.

Saving Face

Wow, what the medical world can accomplish now! The first successful American face transplant was performed recently. The paper said that the woman was not identified. Well, of course she wasn't becasue no one recognized her. I have heard of trying to save face, but usually it is your own, not someone else's! The transplanted face was taken, of course, off of a dead person, so you would be walking around with a dead person's face. Hm, a little too much for me to handle.

I decided to do a little research on various kinds of transplants. OK, you know where I am going with this, so now is the time to jump off the ship. For you hardy souls, read on. The first penis transplant was done successfully in China in 2005. After two weeks the man asked the doctor to cut it off because his wife had issues with it. I kid you not! Maybe she recognized it from a former lover, who knows.

I wonder if there has ever been a butt transplant done. It would add new meaning to the term to kiss someone else's---.

Where does it end?